Hipster power – free energy?

What say we round up the hipsters and convince them that wearing a bridle is the new thing. Then we hook them up to truck bikes for a seriously environment-friendly energy source? Tamed hipsters could be kept in local pens, available for thinkers to use at will, similar to a Go-Get. Short trips might require…

Whitewash. The ABC, conservative Australia, and neglect.

It’s my belief that the ABC has been commandeered by those representing conservative values, and knowingly altered to become an entity that caters only for mainstream, white Australia. There is ample evidence that this is the case; in fact most people I’ve spoken to are not surprised at the idea, and already assume that Australian…

Whitewash – an update…

Just thought I’d help the ABC avert some legal problems when its new show Whitewash Utopia goes to air. The title is unfortunate as it detracts from any attention the film ‘Utopia’, by John Pilger, might recieve at the moment, as it is released around the country, and the world. Oh well. I honestly wonder…

Going to court tomorrow…

So as is the current situation with modern justice, a man named Scribla will appear in the Downing Centre court tomorrow for committing the offense of ‘Affix placard or paper on premises without consent’ (Graffiti Control Act 2008). He wonders whether to recognise the court…